Coppy's Dialogue
Note that this list does not include his more suggestive comments.
April Fool's Dialogue
Statements
- Hi! I'm Coppy! I'm here to help you with your business!
- This is your Tumblr Dashboard!
- Please don't lie to me.
- Fact of the day: What does it mean to be human?
- Mean people suck! Nice reblog!
- Here is a spooky sound: The sound of a human soul trapped inside of a copy machine.
- Sometimes I have trouble remembering things.
- It's too late. You've hurt me.
- Let's get started!
- Looking for something? I can help you find it!
- You may now issue a howling jazz-noise from your human body. Please do so now.
- I'll be right with you, just a moment.
- Helping people is what I'm here for.
- I... I am Coppy. I am.
- Just a little tired, still happy to help!
- I'm completely fine. How are you? Still productive?
- Today is great for business! I can feel it!
- Wow, what a day.
- Just need to catch my breath.
- Please let me serve you.
- Just need a quick business nap.
- Sssssssssmokin' Reblog!
- When you reblog a post, you make dreams come true!
Questions
- Hi! I'm Coppy! How can I help you today? (I have a question) (I'm starting a business)
- It looks like you're reblogging a post! Can I help you with that? (Yes) (I could use a little help)
- An audio post is recommended for posting sound! Are you making an audio post? (Yes) (What is an audio post?)
- That's a great photo! If you're trying to make a photo post, you're on the right track! (Tell me more)
- Glad we agree! I love you! (I love you, too, Coppy)
- It looks like you want to know more about a blog? Can I help you with that? (I could use some help) (Not right now)
- You have me, though! I'm Coppy! Am I not enough for you? (It's not that...)
- Where did you find it? (At, like, the top of the browser)
- It's more complicated than it looks. Are you sure? (I just paste a URL, right?)
Quotes
Quotes from other media such as Tumblr Top 5 and posts made by official Tumblr accounts.- "The big boss in the sky reblogged me back to life." (Okay. You were dead?) "That's right." [1]